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What not to say on first date

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Going on a first date can be nerve-wracking. If you're about to meet up with someone new, here's a few things you shouldn't say. Not cool. Keep your phone in your purse. Even resist the urge to pull it out to share those. The only thing more terrifying than being asked on a first date is actually going on one. To help make sure your first date goes smoothly, take a look at this list of the worst things to say on a first date and then remember to not say them. There are .

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